Previous photo's blueberry and nectarine buckle of total mouth happiness can be found here.
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Remember that part in Ghostbusters where Gozer, the David Bowie monster, has Dan Aykroyd choose the form of his destructor, and it’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? Well, Sam and Nate made 15 jokes based around that scene, and this is just one of ‘em.
I chose this one because the idea of Paula Deen as a Ghostbuster is just absurd. Plus, the way that photo was Photoshopped, doesn’t it look like Paula Deen is making eye contact with the butter? That’s incredible.
See the other 14 at Choose the Form of Your Destructor: 15 Ghostbusters Jokes
She’s so passive! I wanna see this again with her and the butter switched.
Algae as a butter substitute?
Because you love waffles but want an easier way to spread butter.
Bridget-ism: “You always, always, always want to use unsalted butter for just about every recipe. Unless you’re spreading it on toast, that is.”
ALWAYS
You have a strategy to keep from eating the dessert before guests arrive: Sacrificial Butter Lamb.
The recipe began with “cream together butter and sugar.” Later, with your face covered in sweet greasy granules, you realize that it ended there too.
This is my jam.
Microwaving butter, by @oatmeal. So very, very true.
Butter is such a dick.
Yes, this is an entire stick of butter. No, I’m not sorry.
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