MEN OF THE WORLD: GET A BUTTER BELL
At Katie’s going away party, everyone was having a laugh because I had the audacity to tell men to raise their butter game, and Katie blew my mind with something I’ve never heard of. Friends, let me show you the butter bell.
The butter bell is a game changer of the highest order. It looks classy and even better, it keeps butter fresh at ROOM TEMPERATURE. I can’t even imagine what bagels taste like with this glorious butter easily spread across the surface. Never would I have to deal with awkward dollops of frozen butter on my bagels! No more nuking butter for my recipes because I forgot to take it out a few hours to soften up!
The negative to the butter bell is you need to change the water to keep it fresh, but in a way, I like to have my butter keep me on my toes. I’ll water the plants and change the water in the butter bell, yes. The butter bell gives the impression that I am diligent and a caretaker. I take care of the butter, I take care of you, lover.
